This book has one of the most hilarious bunch of jokes I have ever come across ranging from hookless pirates to pink crocs. Everyone has their own favorite man-walks-into-a-bar joke. This is a collection of more than 200 of the best – or should that be worst? It includes the old favorites, the most stupid, the funniest, the brainbenders, the politically incorrect, the great puns, and the really, really bad puns.
International superstar Jet Li (LETHAL WEAPON 4, BLACK MASK) explodes on the screen in this thrilling martial arts action story about courage, honor … and revenge! When Chen (Li) discovers that his beloved teacher and mentor has been murdered, he swears to avenge his death! Then, with an unwavering commitment to vengeance, Chen puts everything on the line to settle the score! The must-see modern remake of a Bruce Lee classic, FIST OF LEGEND packs hard-hitting excitement and incredible hand-to-hand combat into one unstoppable adrenaline rush!
Captain Jung Tae-yoon (Rain), an elite Black Eagles Air Force pilot, after performing a cocky and dangerous air show demonstration, was transferred to combat flying F-15K unit. There he meets Cheol-hee (Yoo Jun-sang), the unit’s own top gun. The two comes into conflict immediately, since Tae-hun is free-spirited, whereas Cheol-hui plays by the rules. However when a reconnaissance mission unexpectedly becomes an incident, the two team up to rescue their missing comrades.
This rousing musical, based on the stories of Shalom Aleichem, takes place in pre-revolutionary Russia and centers on the life of Tevye (Topol), a milkman who is trying to keep his family’s traditions in place while marrying off his three older daughters. Yet, times are changing and the daughters want to make their own matches, breaking free of many of the constricting customs required of them by Judaism.
WOW! These “Death Note” films are simply awesome! If you even enjoy foreign films or even just outstanding thriller mysteries with a touch of horror, great special effects and a test of wits… This is definitely one of Japan’s best! These trilogy will make you wanting more!
It’s a battle of wits. Law student Light is upset with the justice system and when he finds the Death Note, he vows to rid the world of evil. Any human whose name is written in the notebook dies. As criminals all over the world begin to mysteriously die, a world-renowned detective known only as ‘L’ is put on the case to stop this serial killer that the public calls ‘Kira’. The battle between Light and L continues in Death Note II: The Last Name as Light joins the investigation team. L suspects Light of being Kira while Light attempts to learn L’s real name. Time becomes even more crucial with the appearance of a second Kira. Whose name will be the last written in the Death Note?
Tom Popper grew up having very little interaction with his father who was off exploring the world. When he grows up he spends most of time on his work and ignores his children. One day his father sends him an unusual gift: six penguins. Popper can’t help but wonder why his father would send him penguins. He tries to get rid of them. But when his children and ex-wife show up to celebrate his son’s birthday, the kids are taken with the penguins. And Popper finally gets to connect with his kids and his work suffers.
This movie is AWESOME! It’s dark, gritty, action-packed fantasy horror movie that doesn’t distract itself from the great story. Shot in the tradition of The Crow, Highlander and Sin City, it has an artsy, comic book appeal. The twisted apocalyptic world that the characters inhabit grips you into this strong and mystical morality tale.
Gabriel is a dark action spectacle that takes place in the realm of Purgatory. It reveals the struggle between Arc and Fallen angels for control over the city and its population of re-born souls. At present, darkness rules and Gabriel, the last of seven Arcs sent to return light, must assume a human form for the first time. In the darkest places of the human soul, this lone arc angel’s battle with his human feelings and emotions will prove as perilous as facing the Fallen. Purgatory’s dangerous and seedy underworld will reveal the human condition as frail and strong, as corruptible and honorable but always undeniably powerful and precious. It takes a bone chilling look into the state of humanity and the twistings of the human mind. Blending religion, sociology, and fantasy this movie takes the cake!
Incredible, awe-inspiring, intense, and one of the most beautiful pieces of film I have ever seen. Danny Boyle’s Sunshine imagines a disturbing future in which mankind must re-ignite the sun or face total extinction.
50 years into the future, the Sun begins to die, and Earth is dying as a result. A team of astronauts are sent to revive the Sun – but the mission fails. Seven years later, a new team are sent to finish the mission as they are Earth’s last hope.
PROBABLY THE BEST AND MOST SPECTACULAR BATTLEFIELD ACTION EVER FILMED! This epic movie is simply an amazing masterpiece! Director John Woo’s Red Cliff boasts some mighty impressive numbers. It took four screenwriters to adapt the 800,000-word source material, a 14th-century Chinese novel called Romance of the Three Kingdoms. There are also three editors, two directors of photography, hundreds of horses, and a combined cast and crew numbering in the thousands, making it reportedly the most expensive movie ever made in China.
RED CLIFF is the epic historical drama based on a legendary 208 A.D. battle that heralded the end of the Han Dynasty. A power-hungry Prime Minister-turned-General Cao Cao seeks permission from the Han Dynasty Emperor to organize a southward-bound mission designed to crush the two troublesome warlords who stand in his way, Liu Bei and Sun Quan. Vastly outnumbered by Cao Cao’s brutal, fast-approaching army, the warlords band together to mount a heroic campaign – unrivaled in history – that changes the face of China forever.
Three brothers on the run from the law head for home, only to discover that their mother lost the house in a foreclosure. Mother ingeniously orchestrates her sons’ escape, teaching the house’s new owners and their guests a few lessons along the way.
Surely the most truthful gangster movie yet that is bleak, powerful and merciless! An inside look at Italy’s modern-day crime families.
Gomorrah is a stark, shocking vision of contemporary gangsterdom, and one of cinema’s most authentic depictions of organized crime. In this tour de force adaptation of undercover Italian reporter Roberto Saviano’s best-selling exposé of Naples’ Mafia underworld, Garrone links five disparate tales in which men and children are caught up in a corrupt system that extends from the housing projects to the world of haute couture. Filmed with an exquisite detachment interrupted by bursts of violence, Gomorrah is a shattering, socially engaged true-crime story from a major new voice in Italian cinema.
An Awesome Super-Fu Film! This is one of the best Japanese movies i have ever seen. Excellent movie with amazing landscapes and awesome combat choreography! Ninjas with super abilities are pitted against each other for an unforgettable epic of magic, action and fantasy!
The film follows the story of the two tribes of Ninja – Iga and Koga, who have obeyed a non-aggression law for many generations. In a period of peace after Japan’s own warring states’ period, two ninjas from opposite sides meet and fall in love. In true Star-crossed Lover tradition, they have to keep their romance a secret. However, inevitably fate steps in to pull them apart, in the form of a shady tournament, designed by the Shogan’s advisors.
