Looking for their big break in Hollywood, best buddies Matt and Allan The Dog perform comedy at the iconic but fading club “Uncle Henry’s.” Life is good and simple for the comedic duo until they both fall in love with Ellie, Allan’s new dog walker. When puppy love quickly turns to war, Allan runs away to get his 15 minutes of fame, but when the clock runs out and Allan hits rock bottom, will he have any friends left to save him?
After the death of his wife, depressed Tom Gerrin meets Leane Bossert, a 21-year-old free spirit, and the unlikely pair hitchhike across the country. In learning to respect each other’s differences, they become the best of mismatched friends and give each other the courage to embrace new beginnings and face the sad finales that greet them at their journey’s end.
2293. Zardoz, an unseen “God” who speaks through an idol – a large stone statue of a head – leads a barbaric race called the Brutals, who live a harsh existence in the Outlands. Zardoz tells the Brutals that once they die, they will be transported to the Vortex, where they will live happily as immortals. He has armed a small group – the Exterminators – with guns, as Zardoz’s philosophy is that killing is good, and procreation is the root of all that is bad. In reality, Zardoz is Arthur Frayn, from a competing more advanced race called the Eternals who live in paradise in the Vortex. The Eternals truly are immortal as they do not age and their bodies undergo reconstruction if they “die”.
Sixteen year old Parker has to go stay with her reclusive Aunt Len while her Mother’s in the hospital. Parker quickly realizes her Aunt is living in solitude for a very dark and horrific reason.
The streets of Los Angeles are crawling with weirdos, hookers, peeping toms and perverts. And this time, they’re wearing badges! Murray Langston, Linda Blair, Pat Paulsen, Billy Barty, Jaye P. Morgan, Andrew Dice Clay, Pat Morita, Kitten Natividad and The Unknown Comic, lead a shameless all-star cast in this cult classic in the tradition of “Airplane” and “Police Academy,” filled with kooky cops, gassy midgets, tough lesbians, sick humor, gross gags, gratuitous nudity and more.
Murray Langston, aka the Unknown Comic, co-wrote and stars in this screwball cop comedy about an inept highway patrolman who moonlights as the paper bag-wearing jokester. Trouble arises when Langston is mistaken for a bank robber with the same supermarket-influenced fashion sense.
Inspired by true events, an oil-rich Nigerian community wages war against an oil corporation to protect their land from being destroyed. Rebels kidnap an American oil executive and demand that his corporation end the destruction.
A woman who gets paid to break people up is forced to become a matchmaker when some new competition muscles her out of the break-up business. Now, in order to save her company (and keep her high-priced wardrobe) she’ll have to rely on her old nemesis: love.
Carol Danvers gets her powers entangled with those of Kamala Khan and Monica Rambeau, forcing them to work together to save the universe.
