A farming family battles severe storms, a bank is threatening to repossess their farm, and there are other hard times in a battle to save and hold on to their farm.
Jun
01
Cadaverous scream legend/ all-around punster the Crypt Keeper hosts these forays of fright and fun based on classic E.C. Comics tales from back in the day – and drawing on the talents of top filmmakers Richard Donner, Walter Hill, Joel Silver, Robert Zemeckis and others. So belly up to the bar and name your poison. Is it a deranged Santa on a personal slay ride? A man surgically implanted with as many lives (and deaths) as a cat? Honeymooners who each want the other to fulfill the ’til-death vow pronto? These and more terror-rific tales await. Ghoul love ’em!
Jun
01
New parents are hipper, more educated, and more sophisticated than ever, but they’re also highly competitive–a lethal combination when turbocharged by the anxieties of raising a baby. And for many couples, it’s not just any baby, but the perfect baby. These “excessively motivated” parents will not sabotage Junior’s future by denying him Mandarin lessons, a nursery chandelier (just like the one Gwyneth’s kids enjoy), or advanced infant yoga. A hilarious, highly visual satire of childrearing manuals, The Perfect Baby Handbook provides much-needed comic relief from the pressures of modern parenting, and gives comfort to moms and dads who can say with a sigh of relief, “At least, we’re not this bad.”
The Tex-Mex Grill and Backyard Barbacoa Cookbook is a grand tour of famous Tex-Mex restaurants, taco trucks, cook-offs and tailgating get-togethers, with recipes to bring this popular American regional cuisine to your home grill.
May
31
May
31
When an American archaeologist is murdered in Jerusalem, the FBI assigns the case to Agent Peter Connelly. His investigation leads him to discover an ancient prophecy, the outcome of which may very soon disrupt the course of civilization. Agent Connelly must race to piece together a host of far-flung clues and decipher what this mystery means for the world, but that won’t be easy—the truth is shrouded by an international conspiracy as ancient as the prophecy itself.
May
31
Following his parents’ death in Africa, John Clayton has been be raised by an ape, was known by the name Tarzan, but eventually left Africa and for his parents’ home in England, along with the woman he fell in love with and married, Jane Porter. He is asked by Belgian King Leopold to go to Africa to see what he has done there to help the country.
May
31
A mysterious drifter (Josh Hartnett) and a young Japanese Warrior Yoshi (Gackt) both arrive in a town that has been terrorized by outrageous and virulent criminals. Each is obsessed with his seperate mission, and guided by the wisdom of The Bartender (Woody Harrelson) at the Horseless Horseman Saloon, the two eventually join forces to bring down the corrupt and contemptuous reign of Nicola (Ron Perlman), the awesomely evil woodcutter and his lady Alexandra (Demi Moore), a femme fatale with a secret past.
