Award-winning director Axel Braun teamed up with adult powehouse Vivid Entertainment to film the most ambitious adult movie ever made. Will Leia succumb to the darkside of the force? Will Han shoot first? Will Chewy get lucky? You will get all the answers, and much, much more in the adult movie event of the year, STAR WARS: A Porn Parody. May the farce be with you!
One night, Naomie, a stripper and bewitching call girl, gets into Jin’s cab. Intrigued by Jin’s muteness, she asks him to become her official taxi. As the nights go by, a beautiful but dangerous love story develops between them.
In 1871 Dakota, two crooked businessmen oppose the local wheat farmers and the railroad development, in order to control the town of Fargo.
High-energy hijinks are the stock in trade of the comic actors who carry on like crazy in a dozen madcap movie classics. Beginning in 1958 with Carry On Sergeant, the series (30 films in all) caused giggles galore, first in Britain and then worldwide. A synopsis of just one film from this series is quite telling. Carry On Spying is a spoof on Bond films and features agents James Bind and Ms. Honeybutt battling the Society for the Total Extinction of Non-Conforming Humans (or STENCH). As the marketing from the studio says so cleverly, “The Carry On team pursue STENCH to the bitter end!’’
An ex-mercenary known for finding missing children is hired by a mixed martial arts fighter whose daughter has been kidnapped.
A giant crocodile goes head to head with a giant Anaconda. The town sheriff must find a way to destroy the two monsters before they kill the whole town.
Picking up immediately where Anaconda 3 left off, herpetologist Amanda Hayes finally learns her employer Murdoch’s true colors when he hires a doctor to harvest a fresh supply of blood orchids to experiment with the regenerative nectar on a baby snake in order to seek treatment for his own terminal illness. Amanda is forced to secretly bring together another team of scientists whom face off against a heavily armed squad of Murdoch’s men to steal the coveted orchids before the killer Anaconda hunts both parties down.
Cancer-terminal tycoon Peter Murdoch’s secret Wexel Hall Pharmaceuticals lab has developed a blood orchid extract cure. To examine why it works optimally in snakes, they also bread a super-anaconda strain. But the original pair escapes, leaving a bloody trail of corpses. Murdoch runs, instructing his staff to clean up. They keep failing and being eaten like unsuspecting locals, some alive, even after enlisting ruthless big game hunter Hammett. The fast-growing pregnant monster sheds its skin, thus disabling the only tracking device.
A scientific expedition sets out for Borneo to seek a flower called the Blood Orchid, which could grant longer life. Meanwhile, they run afoul of snakes and each other.
When a documentary crew traveling through the Amazon jungle, picks up a stranded man, they are unaware of the trouble that will occur. This stranger’s hobby is to capture the giant Anaconda snake, and plans to continue targeting it on their boat, by any means necessary.
In the wake of extensive nuclear testing in the South Pacific Ocean, the low-profile scientist, Niko Tatopoulos, is summoned by the U.S. Army to shed light on the mysterious attack on a fishing ship, and the ominous sightings of a gargantuan sea-dragon. Before long, a mutated scaly nightmare in the shape of Godzilla–a massive and all-powerful radioactive sauroid–threatens to level the rain-soaked New York City, against the backdrop of a crippling bureaucracy and the military’s futile attempts to stop the invincible beast from the ocean. Now, it’s up to Niko; the cryptic insurance agent, Philippe; the determined reporter, Audrey, and her brave cameraman, Victor, to put an end to Godzilla’s reign of terror before it’s too late. Is there a reason why Godzilla has chosen Manhattan for its den?
A hopeless romantic (Domhnall Gleeson) thinks he’s found true love with an older woman (Christina Applegate), only to learn that she’s married and their encounter was merely an instrument of revenge against her neglectful husband (Thomas Haden Church). Initially out for blood, the husband finds himself strangely sympathetic to the romantic’s plight. He decides the best way for the two of them to get revenge is by moving in together, cutting her out and living a bachelor’s life.
